Monday, June 13, 2011

oops

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Oops

I was driving with two kids to YMCA to swim. I was cheerleading. "Boys, we got to learn swim this summer! This is our goal!"

"Yes, mom, you can teach me how to swim then I can teach my kids and Ben can teach my kids in the future." Said 6 years old Arthur.

"Oh, so how many kids you want?" Mom is so curious when my kids talked my future grandkids

"As many as my wife can have, I like girls and boys, both, since some girls do like me, like Shanshan, Richael, William's sister." Arthur said. I can't believe that he is talking about WIFE!

"So what kind of girl you will marry?" I gave up the expectation about he will marry me long time ago. Kids know very well that mom already married.

"I don't know yet."

"Ben, what kind of girl you will marry?" Mom want to know what her 4 year old boy.

"I don't like girls, I like boys!" Ben said it very firmly

Oops, my dear Benjamin! Better stop him earlier. "Ben, how can you marry boy? Have you seen two roosters together to make eggs, then hatch eggs into chicken?" We just got him his favorite pet.

Ben was silent, he really think about it while Arthur burst into loud laugh! "Haha, how can roosters have chicken!"

Then we make fun about chicken, eggs, rooster and hen.

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Arthur is a Poet and Philosopher

When I was little, you grow up
When I grow up, you get old
Within a breath, you pass away

Mom, I like you.
Even when I spank you, short at you, you still like me?
Yes, I still like you even I cried.
Why
When I cried, I was thinking.

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Ben almost got drowned! I wasn't very nervous since I was just next to the pool, always keep an eye on both kids. I am more motivated to teach both to swim this summer